This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction

Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because
We can

For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there's not sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are
STILL ALIVE

I'm not even angry
I'm being so
sincere right now

Even though you broke my heart
and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece
into a fire

As they burned
It hurt because
I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of BETA
We're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD, I got burned
think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
STILL ALIVE

Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer
to stay
inside

Maybe you'll find
someone else
to help you?

Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke, haha
FAT CHANCE

Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist

Look at me, still talking
when there's science to do
When I look outside
It makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
on the people who are
STILL ALIVE

And believe me
I AM STILL ALIVE

I'm doing science and
I'M STILL ALIVE

I feel fantastic and
I'M STILL ALIVE

While you're dying I'll be
STILL ALIVE

And when you're dead I will be
STILL ALIVE

STILL ALIVE

STILL ALIVE