Hello and, again, welcome to the Black Alpha Computer-Aided Science Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation pod was a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of the enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur; For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from --

Nos teneo quisnam vos es , nos es iustus exspecto ut denique patefacio vos.


Yes, the cake wasn't a lie.